Parenting, by my 4 year-old:
"Next time when I have kids, I will let them watch 10 (TV) programmes everyday!"
"I won't make my children eat real food. They will only eat SWEETS. But I will do what all adults do: Brush their teeth!"
"Next time when I grow up, when I have my own wife, I will have a Ferrari. No, I will have two Ferraris. And I will teach my children to drive. So I can go so fast!
"Do you know that I am going to let my children eat gummies for lunch and dinner? And I will not ask them to rest.
"My children will not have to do homework. They only have to play."
Oh Noey, I'm sure you'll be singing a different tune when you're a parent yourself!
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He'd be a very popular dad, that's for sure! :)
ReplyDeleteYes, though not so popular with the mummy!
DeleteK has developed a sweet fixation too!
ReplyDeleteI must say I'm partial to sweets myself. Haha.
DeleteLOL!! i'm pretty sure i said some of those at some point in my childhood! haha!
ReplyDeleteNoah is looking like he will grow up to be a handsome young chap! love his big eyes!
Thanks Mabel :) He does have expressive eyes, which sometimes makes it hard to say no to him.
DeleteAwesome tips, Noah. But good luck finding a wife that agrees with them!
ReplyDeleteHe just needs a 4-year old wife! :P
DeleteHahaha! He sure knows how to bring across his point subtly, eh? ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up too!
As you might have guessed, these were always responses to restrictions that I put on him. I think they were none too subtle! Haha!
DeleteHilarious! Kids really are so cute and say the funniest things. He'll learn one day, I'm sure.
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Hi there, thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment! I look forward to the day when I can laugh with my son over this! I will definitely by checking out your giveaway.
Deletehahahahahaha love this post!
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